44 days…

 

Today is the day

I’m having my second date with Gaga today.  But yet again she has invited like a whole bunch of other people.  So rude.  Oh well, I shall forgive her.

Katie Perry Still Sucks

You suck!

It’s Britney……….bbbiiiitttcchhh

Brit Brit stopped by from her busy promotional schedule that’s includes talking like a tranny…

to visit Ryan Seacrest for an interview.  Surprisingly she sounds pretty coherent.  But even though she still has her Britney laugh, somethings missing no? 

But it’s good to know she’s doing good.  She clearly comes across as a product of her management though.  She has no idea how to talk about her album.  Except that it’s good.  Really cool.  Fun.

When they told me I was gonna be working with Will.I.AM I was like OMG

It still really irks me that there hasn’t been a full on Britney interview special since the most entertaining media frenzy ever  her meltdown.  Where is her goddamn Oprah special?  Her MTV special didn’t cover shit.  She still looked like a trainwreck in it.  I think now that she’s back bigger than ever I think it’s the perfect time for it.  How has no interviewer asked her about her whole shaved head?  Has the world just forgot that happened?  I mean it was on the cover of newspapers!  Oh well.  Your new jam is pretty good Brit.  A for effort.

Quote of the day

When in doubt, act like God.

Countdown is on…

10 days!

until

GAGA

I want I want Nom Nom

 

Get me these yesterday.  Calvin Klein Grady Sneakers.  White not black.  ASAP

It’s Britney…………biiiiittcchhh.

So watching the new Britney and I’m overcome with sadness.  This girl will never be right.  She will never be old school Britney who carries snakes around being all sexy.  Sexy with a snake.  Hardcore being sexy with a snake.  As she tries to wake herself up long enough to dance, the spark in her eye has faded so much you can barely see it.  I glimpsed it once.

 

Saying this, I think this video is a huge step in the right direction.  It’s creatively far above all her work that has come out in the last few years.  One major change I noticed was that her hair doesn’t look like this.

 

I still love you Britney.

 

Don’t give me that look.

That’s it?

Watch:

All of the Lights

Kanye West you fucked up yet again.  You make a long ass video with some Miley Cyrus Bird girl for a boring ass song.  But for the awesome jam All of the Lights you make this garbage?  Well at least he knows who the real stars are…

 

RiRi’s boobs. 

In other earth shattering news, Jwoww’s lips now look like this:

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